February 2012
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I can only recall one time someone called me...
I was in the 3rd grade
And you know what I did?
I slapped that little bitch in his face and said “NO IM NOT” and he cried because he wasn’t expecting it and because it hurt.
I got in trouble with the teacher but I didn’t care because I knew I was in the right to stick up for myself.
I WILL FOREVER BE A FABULOUS BITCH AND FUCK YOU IF YOU SAY IM NOT.
neneleakesweave:
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
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GUISE GO PLAY POTTY RACE AT BARBIE.COM. OMG.
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“Once more into the fray Into the last good fight I’ll ever know Live and die on this day Live and die on this day…”
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An abortion doesn't make you unpregnant.
joshishollywood:
It makes you
INVINCIBLE
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This one time when I was like 6 I had to poop really bad all day at school, but I kept holding it in because I can’t bring myself to poop in a public place. After lunch I had lost that feeling and felt better. Anyway after school while driving home my mom was like “it smells like poop! did one of you step in dog poop? Brandon did you wipe yourself right?” laughing at the last...
January 2012
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Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
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Laying in bed, imagining who or what stood in the...
Hundreds of years ago, even thousands.
Can you imagine standing or laying in the same place that a pterodactyl took a shit. I am possibly laying on top of the very resting place of pterodactyl shit. Omg.
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I have this amazing idea for a cute bakery...
Because cupcakes are becoming overused and noone really pays attention to donuts. I figured it’d be refeshing and original to make a shop that offers different donuts in cute arrangements. Like a donut cake or a donut flower bouquet. Everything donuts! big, normal, and mini sized.©
And the name could be called “THE OPEN HOLE” ©
this is all.
IF YOU STEAL THIS, I WILL FIND YOU...