February 2012
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I can only recall one time someone called me...
I was in the 3rd grade And you know what I did? I slapped that little bitch in his face and said “NO IM NOT” and he cried because he wasn’t expecting it and because it hurt. I got in trouble with the teacher but I didn’t care because I knew I was in the right to stick up for myself. I WILL FOREVER BE A FABULOUS BITCH AND FUCK YOU IF YOU SAY IM NOT.
Feb 18th
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neneleakesweave: wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina 
Feb 18th
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GUISE GO PLAY POTTY RACE AT BARBIE.COM. OMG.
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“Once more into the fray Into the last good fight I’ll ever know Live and die on this day Live and die on this day…”
Feb 6th
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Listenthetoontownparty: this is stephanie meyer’s...
Feb 4th
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An abortion doesn't make you unpregnant.
joshishollywood: It makes you INVINCIBLE
Feb 4th
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This one time when I was like 6 I had to poop really bad all day at school, but I kept holding it in because I can’t bring myself to poop in a public place. After lunch I had lost that feeling and felt better. Anyway after school while driving home my mom was like “it smells like poop! did one of you step in dog poop? Brandon did you wipe yourself right?” laughing at the last...
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Laying in bed, imagining who or what stood in the...
Hundreds of years ago, even thousands. Can you imagine standing or laying in the same place that a pterodactyl took a shit. I am possibly laying on top of the very resting place of pterodactyl shit. Omg.
Jan 30th
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I have this amazing idea for a cute bakery...
Because cupcakes are becoming overused and noone really pays attention to donuts. I figured it’d be refeshing and original to make a shop that offers different donuts in cute arrangements. Like a donut cake or a donut flower bouquet. Everything donuts! big, normal, and mini sized.© And the name could be called “THE OPEN HOLE” © this is all. IF YOU STEAL THIS, I WILL FIND YOU...
Jan 29th
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